Monday, January 27, 2014

Life compared to telecom networks

College life is like Reliance !! "

Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"

😎Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! "

Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"

After Engagement is Like Idea!!

" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"

After Marrige is like Vodafone!!

" Wherever U go.. network Follows"

After 👪Kid is like 📞BSNL!!

" All lines are 🙈🙉🙊Busy" !!

Answer a Question about Cricket

answer the question fast .

only 1 attempt.

Batting team comes for batting and their 10 batsman get out in 10 consequtive ball, without making any attemp for runs.

Question is which number Batsman will b shown not out on scorecard..

Only 1 attempt plz..

What is X

Crack ur brain.

X is a 7 letter word,

X is impossible 4 GOD,

new babies like X better than milk,

the poor have X and the rich look for X from the

poor,

if u eat X u will die,

X is more important than ur life.

I swear with my life I will give u X if u get d

answer.

What is X???

Count every F in this text

A MUST TRY!!!!!!!

ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST (I love this part.. It's absolutely amazing!) Count every " F " in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE

SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI

FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH

THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

3....4.... WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.

READ IT AGAIN !

Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF". Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare. Send this to your friends.

It will drive them crazy!!:

Good isnt it

This has got to be one of the cleverest msgs I've received in a while.

Two voices on a flight

Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to Vancouver from Singapore.

"I think everyone's asleep, let's go."

"This one's empty... nobody's looking... You go in first."

"It's a bit cramped - let me sit down."

"Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on."

Sniff.. Sniff...

"Ah perfume - you think of everything !"

"This is great...!" (long deep sighs)...

Suddenly a voice erupts over the intercom and then..."This is the Captain speaking... To those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by AirlineRegulations.... Now put out those cigarettes and take the condom off the smoke detector!"

Life compared to telecom networks

College life is like Reliance !! "

Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein"

😎Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! "

Aisi Azadi aur Kahan"

After Engagement is Like Idea!!

" Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi"

After Marrige is like Vodafone!!

" Wherever U go.. network Follows"

After 👪Kid is like 📞BSNL!!

" All lines are 🙈🙉🙊Busy" !!

A jobless man applied for a job at microsoft

U'll love this....

A jobless man applied for the job

of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in as well as when you may start". The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email." "I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10

in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realised that he can survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money dbld or trpld everyday.

Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life Insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.

When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email." The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

1) Internet/email/bbm/whatsapp is not the solution to your life.

2) If you don't have internet/email/bbm/whatsapp , and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

3) If you received this message by email/bbm/whatsapp, u are not any close to being a Billionaire.

P.S - Don't send this back to me, I'm busy selling Tomatoes

Irony of life

The Irony of Life is.....

Airports have seen more Affectionate Kisses than Wedding Halls..

The Walls of Hospitals have heard more Sincere Prayers than the Walls of Temples, Masjid and churches..

Good Days or Bad Days Depend on ur Thinking. What u Call "Suffocation" in Local Train Becomes

"Atmosphere" in Disco.

Pizza....always confuses us ... it comes in a square box ... when you open it ... it's round ... when you start eating it ... it's triangle !

Life

People are also like Pizza ... Look different .. Appear different .. & .. Behave absolutely different

Fact of life:

5 Apple : Rs. 60

Apple 5 : Rs. 60,000

Situations and positions

matters..!!!

Why husbands avoid questions

Why husbands avoid questions!

WIFE:What would you do if i died?

Would you get married again?

Husband:No...

Wife-Why not?Don't you like being married?

Husband:Of course i do.

Wife:Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband:Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

Wife:Would you live in our house with yournew Wife...?

Husband:Yes, it's a great house.

Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband:Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband:No..I am sure she would want her own..

Wife:Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband:No, her size is '5'

Wife:--silence-

Husband:'shiiit'...!!!

What makes life successful

Very interesting & meaningful msg to share:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is equal to:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then,

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

L+O+V+E;

12+15+22+5 = 54%

L+U+C+K ;

12+21+3+11 = 47%

None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?

Is it Money? NO!

M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%

Leadership? NO!

L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%

Every problem has a solution,

only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE"...

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes

OUR Life 100% Successful.

Amazing mathematics

A cowboy arrives in town

A cowboy arrives in town on Sunday. He stays for 3 days and then leaves on Sunday.
How is possible?
Try answering it....!!

Boys are all the same

Funny Smell

One easy way to burn fats

Solve this riddle

Solve dis riddle:

I am a word of five letters!
People eat me! I am available in 2 colours
If u remove my 1 letter i will be a form of crime
If u remove my first 2 letters i will be name of animal
If u remove my first 4. letters i m vowel
Answer if u r mastermind!

Ans:_________

Count every F in this text

A MUST TRY!!!!!!!
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST

(I love this part.. It's absolutely amazing!)

Count every " F " in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?

3....4....

WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.

The brain cannot process "OF".

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.

Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy!!:
Good isnt it
This has got to be one of the cleverest msgs I've received in a while.

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UGC gets full power over university affiliated technical institutes

In the power struggle between University Grants Commission (UGC) and All India Council for Technical Education (AICTE), UGC seems to be having the last laugh. It has been reported that UGC's takeover of AICTE duties is complete as far as degree-granting technical institutes are concerned. UGC has formally notified the regulations to be followed by technical institutes affiliated to universities.

According to reports, UGC's regulations come in the wake of a Supreme Court order which negated AICTE's power to grant approval to technical colleges affiliated to universities. Even though there has been counter responses from AICTE, it is mentioned that it is unlikely that its power restored through amendment of AICTE Act will be realized anytime soon. But AICTE can continue to regulate diploma-granting institutions.

As the amendment route was getting delayed, HRD ministry tried to circumvent the SC order by asking law ministry "if rules can be notified under section 25 of the UGC Act to authorize AICTE to accord approval to technical education institutions in the same manner as it did prior to the SC judgment". However, the law ministry shot down the proposal.

Now, it has been reported that the UGC regulation makes it mandatory for a college to first seek affiliation from the university before starting academic activities. A new college proposing to offer technical education can be created by introducing one or more programmes housed either in one or separate buildings. The new college shall be granted affiliation when it is on one contiguous plot of land except for those in north-eastern and other hilly states where it can spread into three pieces of land, not far from one another, by more than one kilometer.

South Asian University Invites Applications for M.A/M.Sc Programs

Applications are invited by South Asian University (SAU), Delhi for admission to Master of Arts (M.A) programs in Economics, Sociology and International Relations and Master of Science (M.Sc) programs in Computer Science, Biotechnology and Applied Mathematics for the commencing session 2014-15.

Eligibility Criteria for SAU, Delhi:
The minimum prescribed eligibility percentage for admission to M.A and M.Sc programs is 50% in bachelor's degree.
Applicants who have not yet completed the bachelor's degree, and shall be appearing for their last year / semester exam for bachelor's degree, may also apply for admission to master degree programs and appear in the entrance examination provisionally.

How to Apply for SAU, Delhi:
Application fee for appearing in the entrance test is US $ 10 or Indian Rupees 600/-. Applicants, who can paythe application fee by credit/debit cards or Net Banking, have the option to apply online.
For other applicants, there is an option to download the application form, fill it and mail it to SAU along with a bank-draft for US $10 or Indian Rupees 600/- drawn in favor of "South Asian University" payable at New Delhi.
For more details and information on how to apply, please visit their official website:http://www.southasianuniversity.org/admissions/how-to-apply/8-sau/252-admission-notice-2014.html#admPhd

Selection Procedure for SAU, Delhi:
Selection will be made on the basis of entrance test conducted by the university.

Important Dates:
Last date of applications: Monday, March 03, 2014.
Date of entrance test: Sunday, April 06, 2014.

Gujarat institutes rope in more foreign teachers

The premier institutes in Gujarat are looking westwards and in order to increase global perspective, they are hiring more foreign teachers. It has been reported that for the past two years, IIT-Gandhinagar (IIT-Gn) has been rigorously roping in faculty from overseas.

IIT Gandhinagar has strength of 70 regular faculty members saw around 22 more join them in December 2013. Of that number, 13 are professors of foreign origin. IIT-Gn has made a healthy rise in its strength from seven in 2013 to 13 foreign professors in 2014. In National Institute of Design (NID), 35 foreign faculty members have taught across the 17 disciplines in the three campuses in 2013. It was also reported that Entrepreneurial Development Institute (EDI) had about six foreign faculty members visiting the students in 2013, from places like the US, China and Scotland.

At Mudra Institute of Communications, Ahmedabad (MICA) bringing in professors from across the world is considered important to intersect the different fields of study. Currently, professors Kyle Shepherd, Aryan Kaganof and Matthew Pateman are currently holding interactive sessions with students, it was reported.

It was also reported that Pandit Deeendayal Petroleum University sees about six foreign faculty members on an average in the campus. Similarly, CEPT University had six professors in 2012, and four in 2013, with Prof Henry Skupniewiez working for the newly formed FabLabs in the CEPT campus, according to reports.

IPU CET DM (Cardiology) 2014 Exam Dates

Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University, Delhi has announced the exam dates for Indraprastha University Common Entrance Test (IPU-CET) for DM (Cardiology) program, which will be conducted in May 2014. The IPU-CET DM (Cardiology) entrance exam will be held on Sunday, May 25, 2014.

IPU-CET is an entrance exam, which is conducted by Guru Gobind Singh Indraprastha University for taking admission to Doctor of Medicine (DM) program in Cardiology for the academic session 2014-15.

Eligibility Criteria for IPU-CET DM (Cardiology) 2014:
Candidates those have M.D./D.N.B. General Medicine/M.D./D.N.B. Pediatrics/M.D./ D.N.B. Respiratory Medicine degree are eligible for this program.

Application Procedure for IPU-CET DM (Cardiology) 2014:
Candidates need to fill the online application form.
The application fee for the IPU-CET exam is Rs.750/- approximately plus bank transaction charges and taxes (if any) as applicable.

Paper Pattern for IPU-CET DM (Cardiology) 2014:
For details and information on paper pattern, please visit their official website:http://www.ipu.ac.in/

Important Dates:
Last date of applications: Thursday, April 10, 2014.
Date of IPU-CET DM (Cardiology) exam: Sunday, May 25, 2014.
Date of declaration of result: latest by Tuesday, June 03, 2014.

S.V University 3rd Year LLB 1st Semester Feb 2013 Results

S.V University 3rd Year LLB 1st Semester Feb 2013 Results are Declared.
Visit on:www.svuniversity.in/

uppcl.org, apply online for Assistant Engineer (Trainee) posts

uppcl.org, apply online for Assistant Engineer (Trainee) posts
The UP Power Corporation Ltd Lucknow's Electricity Service Commission has invited online application for the following posts:

Details of UPPCL Assistant Engineer (Trainee) Vacancies.

Assistant Engineer (Trainee) – Electrical : 120 Posts
Assistant Engineer (Trainee) Electronics : 16 Posts
Assistant Engineer (Trainee) Computer Science Engg/Information Technology : 24 Posts
Assistant En gineer (Trainee) Civil Engg : 7 Posts.

What are the important dates related to UPPCL Assistant Engineer (Trainee) Posts.

The Important Dates are as follows:
For Online Registration of application from 09.09.2013 to 30.09.2013
Payment of Fees: 11.09.2013 to 03.10.2013
Completion of application form: 13.09.2013 to 07.10.2013
Probable Date of Examination: 26.10.2013/27.10.2013

Interested candidates who wish to apply for Assistant Engineer (Trainee) Posts in UPPCL could proceed from the below given official link.